Crazy Hillary Faces

Crazy Hillary Faces http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/ At first, I wondered if the media was just posting funny pictures of Hillary. But after a while I realized that Hillary's face is just crazy and has a mind of its own! en-US Copyright 2008 Sun, 25 May 2008 11:17:07 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Beware of the Godfather

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/beware-of-the-godfather.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/beware-of-the-godfather.html scary Sun, 25 May 2008 11:17:07 -0500 You don't tell ME when to leave!

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/you-dont-tell-me-when-to-leave.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/you-dont-tell-me-when-to-leave.html angry Fri, 09 May 2008 14:27:29 -0500 Crazy Letter Carriers for Hillary

Maybe we should be too hasty in ending this primary. Don't want the a bunch of angry letter carriers on the warpath.

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/crazy-letter-carriers-for-hill.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/crazy-letter-carriers-for-hill.html Wed, 07 May 2008 17:33:01 -0500 My chances of winning are about this big!

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/my-chances-of-winning-are-abou.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/my-chances-of-winning-are-abou.html Wed, 07 May 2008 16:10:52 -0500 No hiding who this is

Hillary gets in touch with the commoners by wearing sunglasses picked up at truck stop convenience store.

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/no-hiding-who-this-is.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/05/no-hiding-who-this-is.html Wed, 07 May 2008 16:05:07 -0500 Clinton's Health Care Plan

Clinton is now offering her own personal Universal Health Care. Hillary will have you in surgery after she answers her 3AM phone call.
]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/04/clintons-health-care-plan.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/04/clintons-health-care-plan.html strange Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:36:33 -0500 Who's answering your 3AM calls? 0,,5806861,00.jpg

Yikes! That's what you get for answering too many phone calls at 3AM.

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/04/whos-answering-your-3am-calls.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/04/whos-answering-your-3am-calls.html scary yikes! Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:49:43 -0500 Hillary holding her breath for victory

It's either victory or bust for the Democratic party!

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/04/hillary-holding-her-breath-for.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/04/hillary-holding-her-breath-for.html scary Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:51:53 -0500 Hillary loves the smell of napalm in the morning

Hillary: Smell that? You smell that?
Mennes: What?
Hillary: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Hillary: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

More Apocalypse Now Quotes

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After ducking gunfire all morning, we went fishing and I caught a fish that was "THIS" big.
]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/04/more-hillary-fish-stories.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/04/more-hillary-fish-stories.html lying Wed, 02 Apr 2008 13:41:56 -0500 Is this even Hillary?

Unless this Client #8 posing for a picture with his budget $25/hour call girl, I think this is actually Hillary.

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/03/is-this-even-hillary.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/03/is-this-even-hillary.html unrecognizable Fri, 14 Mar 2008 16:06:28 -0500 A Modest Proposal

Hillary Clinton introduces "A Modest Proposal" for child welfare.

From the Wikipedia: A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/03/a-modest-proposal.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/03/a-modest-proposal.html scary Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:34:57 -0500 Didn't your mother teach you not to point? 0,1020,1114774,00.jpg

Evidently not.

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Yes, Hillary is Muslim. It says so in this picture taken of her while celebrating her victory after winning Texas, Ohio, and Rhode Island. Not shown, Hillary doing the secret handshake, climbing across monkey bars with her rifle and then burning a couple of American flags.

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/03/yes-hillary-is-muslim.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/03/yes-hillary-is-muslim.html Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:37:56 -0500 Hypnotism Works!

I apparently had misinterpreted this face as the "deer in headlights" in the post below. With Hillary's resurgence yesterday, this picture capture Hillary as she was hypnotizing Ohio, Texas, and Rhode Island.

Hypnotism works. It's a fact. And now they'll be waking up in those states some time after election day this fall. Hopefully.

]]> http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/03/hypnotism-works.html http://www.crazyhillaryfaces.com/2008/03/hypnotism-works.html mind control Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:31:01 -0500